- I am not invincible. Alcohol does have an effect on me. It not only causes the bar fights I have been in before, but random disappearances and a burning need to swear at the lady at McDonald's. And then drive around and do it again.
- I love going home, I feel like a damn celebrity when I do. It's "Shleigh this" and "Hang out with me Shleigh!" Also, the people from high school that never paid attention to me immediately love me. I have become something foreign.
- My best friend Rocio and I get into more insane situations than any two people I've ever met. We're nuts.
- I am a skilled liar who can get things she wants just by making people feel uncomfortable through these lies. I'm awesome
- Between me and 3 other girls, we can drink a dive bar out of beer in a matter of 5 hours. And in Steubenville, they will deliver pizzas to said bar.
- Lastly, it is 100% possible to celebrate your birthday for an entire month. In fact, I encourage this. If people say anything, look at them and say "I do want I want, bitch". It throws them off and makes you feel slightly gangsta and lawd knows I see myself as a straight up G.
All in all, another epic vacation and another set of memories that I frankly don't remember! Thank God for pictures of me riding the donkey! We were finally reunited!