So long, so sorry

It's been a hot minute since I touched this blog, mostly because my best friend and I have been working on our new website Beds, Bars, and Back Porches.  So far, it's working out pretty well, but we're still trying to fix all the kinks.  Recently, my insane best friend and I took a trip to Ohio, which caused me to realize a number of things

1. I am not invincible.  Alcohol does have an effect on me.  It not only causes the bar fights I have been in before, but random disappearances and a burning need to swear at the lady at McDonald's.  And then drive around and do it again.
2. I love going home, I feel like a damn celebrity when I do.  It's "Shleigh this" and "Hang out with me Shleigh!"  Also, the people from high school that never paid attention to me immediately love me.  I have become something foreign.
3. My best friend Rocio and I get into more insane situations than any two people I've ever met.  We're nuts.
4. I am a skilled liar who can get things she wants just by making people feel uncomfortable through these lies.  I'm awesome
5. Between me and 3 other girls, we can drink a dive bar out of beer in a matter of 5 hours.  And in Steubenville, they will deliver pizzas to said bar.
6. Lastly, it is 100% possible to celebrate your birthday for an entire month.  In fact, I encourage this.  If people say anything, look at them and say "I do want I want, bitch".  It throws them off and makes you feel slightly gangsta and lawd knows I see myself as a straight up G.

All in all, another epic vacation and another set of memories that I frankly don't remember!  Thank God for pictures of me riding the donkey!  We were finally reunited!